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The New Year’s Botox Party
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That Single Starfish Is Us
by McAvoy Lane

As we all know, preparation for war begets war, and Russia, with 100,000 troops camping on the Ukrainian border, has taken an increasingly bellicose stand. But wait! E-Sports might come to the rescue. Yes, multiplayer... See More

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That Single Starfish Is Us
by McAvoy Lane

As we all know, preparation for war begets war, and Russia, with 100,000... See More

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Dateline Canada, where today’s most industrious landscape architects are the world’s
busiest beavers. Having been an Oregon Duck fan all my life, I really don’t buy much stock in
them buck-toothed beavers, though I do have a soft spot in my heart for the beavers of Canada.
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