Ghost of Twain, PINE NUTS : What Is Money?

Pine Nuts : What Is Money?

By McAvoy Layne

What is money?  Money is energy, low wattage energy most of the time, an alternating current that flows back and forth, the emphasis being on the forwarding of good energy.  Though to a few, less charitable, money is direct current, money being their god, how to get it their religion.          

Ghost of Twain, Pine Nuts - Tennis Anyone?

Pine Nuts - Tennis Anyone?

By McAvoy Layne

            It was refreshing to see a couple teens vie for this year’s US Open Championship, and  see a qualifier win it for the first time ever.  Britain’s 18-year-old Emma Raducanu defeated Canada’s 19-year-old Leylah Fernandez, 6-4, 6-3.  Happy?  As Huckleberry might say, “I reckon not!”  I can just picture Emma shoving her teddy bear over on her bedroom bookshelf back home, and standing that beautiful new silver championship trophy up alongside that teddy bear.

Pine Nuts : Thanking Our Firefighters

By McAvoy Layne

When the lake we love for it’s scenic splendor showed up in a photo on the front page of the New York Times with the caption, “ The lake that Mark Twain once called ‘the fairest picture the whole Earth affords,’ looks and smells like the bottom of an ashtray.”  Well, that was enough to sink my heart to the very bottom of Lake Tahoe.

Pine Nuts- Even Blue Jays Know What's Fair

By McAvoy Layne

Huckleberry & Emmeline are pet Jays that stop by for breakfast, lunch and Happy Hour.  This morning, quite out of the ordinary, they showed up together, and got into a furious fight over a peanut.  I had to go out onto the deck and separate them.  Huckleberry got that peanut and positioned himself to get in ahead of Emmeline for seconds.  So I tossed Emmeline’s fair share to her and darned if Huck didn’t hop onto the rail in front of me and flap his wings in protest, as if to say, “Hey, that’s not fair!”

Ghost of Twain, Pine Nuts: The Lowest Paid Player In The League

Pine Nuts: The Lowest Paid Player in the League

By McAvoy Layne

 I would not like to be the lowest paid player in any professional sport.  I’m much too conceited.  I once crowed like a dunghill rooster for a week after entering a Marine Corps R&R tournament in Vietnam and beating a Red Cross nurse in ping pong.  So I have to wonder how Tyrone Swoopes felt when he became the lowest paid player in the 2019/20 National Football League.  My heart went out to him and I only wished I could give him a hug and shed some tears down his back.

Pine Nuts: Help Is On the Way

By McAvoy Layne

         



Perhaps it’s time we recognize the world for what it is, one humongous ventilator, and we’re all on it.  The air that we leave to our grandkids will determine their longevity.  Remember what our mothers told us, “Cleanliness, Honey, is next to Godliness.”  Mom was right, and she still is when it comes to washing our hands and cleaning the air that we breathe.

Ghost of Twain, PINE NUTS: Gilded Ages Of 1873 & 2021

Pine Nuts: Gilded Ages of 1873 & 2021

By McAvoy Layne

          One night over dinner, away back in 1873, the wives of Mark Twain and neighbor Charles Warner challenged the two distinguished authors to collaborate on a book about a sensational murder, and paint that murder with political satire.  That challenge was met, and we have The Gilded Age to enjoy today.

Pine Nuts - That Aside, How the Heck Are You? By McAvoy Layne

By McAvoy Layne

​When was the last time we checked on the big health picture?  How are our kids doing after a year and a half of existing entirely on Drumstick Sundae Cones?  Let’s take a look under the hood at some of the social determinants of good health, clean water, good nutrition, safe shelter, subsistence income, those essential elements in avoiding disease.  Or should we cover our eyes?

Ghost of Twain, PINE NUTS: The Last Wake-Up Call

Pine Nuts: The Last Wake-Up Call

By Anonymous

In December of 2019 the Supreme Court of the Netherlands ordered the Dutch government to cut the nation’s greenhouse gas emissions by 25 percent by the end of 2020. This marked the very first time any nation had been ordered by its own courts to take action against climate change.  Thus, the Netherlands might go down in world history as the country that saved Mother Earth.  Please stand and applaud.  The attorneys who brought that landmark suit should be rewarded with a Nobel Peace Prize and a tickertape parade down Broadway, or at least Kalverstratt.